Travel Hack #1

Travel Hack #1:

No time or money for an always exquisite airport massage?  Simply get scanned at security and have some hot spots show up around your legs and other areas.  That way you can get “patted down” by a pleasant TSA agent.  He didn’t like that I told him my hamstrings were still a little tight after he was done.  I don’t think I’m going to get my money back either.  

And question:  Who is flying and purchasing avocados?  I’m no expert, but when I eat avocados I use a knife to cut them open.  

And last time I checked, bringing a knife through security results in a more lengthy “massage.”

I would love your thoughts on this.  

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