Desert Basketball

Buena High School.....home of the first annual Safeway Classic

Duke Chapel

Awkward

awk·ward  (ôkwrd) adj. 1. Not graceful; ungainly. 2. a. Not dexterous; clumsy. b. Clumsily or unskillfully performed: The opera was marred by an awkward aria. 3. a. Difficult to handle or manage: an awkward bundle to carry. b. Difficult to effect; uncomfortable: an awkward pose. 4. a. Marked by or causing embarrassment or discomfort: an awkward remark; an awkward silence. b. Requiring great tact, ingenuity, skill, and discretion: An awkward situation arose during the peace talks. [Middle English awkeward, in the wrong way : awke, wrong (from Old Norse öfugr, backward; seeapo- in Indo-European roots) + -ward, -ward.] awkward·ly adv. awkward·ness n.

So, yeah, listed above are several definitions of AWKWARD.  However, for a visual representation, see the picture below. 

"Steve, you're a great guy."

"thanks"

"you've been a real inspiration in our community.  I mean the 8th graders performance of the Nutcracker was both visually stimulating and moving, but let me put it to you straight.  I'm straight.  As Darrel would say, be gay with whoever you want, just be straight with me."

Kentucky will play on Sunday

....this time around. But ahhhhh those were good times in Nashville.

"y'all lost to USC? Do they even have a basketball team?"

Nash Out

Apparently Steve Nash is out for tonight's game versus the Mavs. But
at least he's in section 111 row 27 in uniform should the Suns need
him.

Jamba juice!!!!

Flight

I always wondered when flying would lose it's nostalgia. Well I wonder
no more. This flight has been rough, bumpy and boring. But at least
I've got some good reading done(maybe if I read more, sentences like
that won't occur anymore)

Hopefully the video works. This is the ceiling as we fly into DFW.

Samsung Marketing Meeting Transcript

A. What do you have Steve?
S. Well Alan, I have thought long and hard about what direction we
need to go with this new campaign. My inspiration comes from several
factors but I owe a lot to the creativeness of Hollywood.
A. I like what I'm hearing so far.
S. After watching Stargate, which all of you know about my obsession
with that movie, I decided to creating a Samsung gate like the one
below.
A. You can't be serious.
S. Yes I can be. Oh and did I mention that they will be placed in airports.
A. (saying as if coughing) MORON
S. Travelers will pass through SamsunGate to be surrounded by lights
and our products. It will give the illusion of entering another world
and being able to use Samsung products while they're in it.
A. So they will get our products?
S. No. They will simply walk through it and look at them.
A. (coughing again) WHY DID I HIRE THIS GUY?