Samsung Marketing Meeting Transcript

A. What do you have Steve?
S. Well Alan, I have thought long and hard about what direction we
need to go with this new campaign. My inspiration comes from several
factors but I owe a lot to the creativeness of Hollywood.
A. I like what I'm hearing so far.
S. After watching Stargate, which all of you know about my obsession
with that movie, I decided to creating a Samsung gate like the one
below.
A. You can't be serious.
S. Yes I can be. Oh and did I mention that they will be placed in airports.
A. (saying as if coughing) MORON
S. Travelers will pass through SamsunGate to be surrounded by lights
and our products. It will give the illusion of entering another world
and being able to use Samsung products while they're in it.
A. So they will get our products?
S. No. They will simply walk through it and look at them.
A. (coughing again) WHY DID I HIRE THIS GUY?